Q: What’s far more harmful to your health than NOT keeping up with the news?
A: Keeping up with the news and discussing the latest over Thanksgiving dinner.
Q: What is a sure way of sustaining a friendly and sociable feeling towards the whole world?
A: Consort only with strangers.
Q: What beats regretting what you DID say?
A: Treasuring what you DIDN’T say.
Q: What is the most impenetrably foolproof camouflage of all on this planet?
A: The human smile.
Q: What does, “you must come and visit us sometime…” actually mean?
A: Nothing at all. However, if you take it seriously, be ready for the “what are YOU doing here?” welcome!
Q: What were these words, before being mispronounced?: thinkye, nyeez, narse?
A: thank you, news, nice.
Q: What is the difference between ‘lie’ and ‘lay’ ?
A: None for some humans; but a properly-educated turkey might disagree!
– Keith Perreur-Lloyd is an Anglo-French composer and musician currently living in Spain. You can learn more about his classical compositions here.