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Q: My first thought after congratulating myself on being so clever about something?
A: “How can I have been so dumb about that for so long!”
Q: Who is harder to forgive than anyone, for truly dumb behaviour?
A: Oneself
Q: How can you tell that a man is sure he is respected, even revered, by his peers?
A: When expressing himself, he always uses “We”, “You”, & “They” — rarely “I”!
Q: Why did the café customer drop his sugar into the ashtray?
A: Because earlier at breakfast he had spread butter on his trousers.
Q: What is the surest way to avoid hurting people’s feelings?
A: Never stop lying to them.
Q: He had fallen in love with her at first sight. Why did he leave her?
A: Because first-sight’s greatest friends –second-sight and third-sight– were absent at the time.
Q: The best word to end this proverb with? “Always bite the hand that feeds you ____ “
A: “nothing”
Q: Why is life perfect?
A: Because it’s there!
– Keith Perreur-Lloyd is an Anglo-French composer and musician currently living in Spain. You can learn more about his classical compositions here.
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